Go to the bathroom before you go out.
Don't wait until your tank is below the 'E' to put gas in your car.
Don't leave your car running while you scrape the windows, especially if the tank is below 'E'.
If your pants can't stay up, wear a long shirt.
Don't promise your friends bowling if you don't know you will go for sure.
Don't go to an ice cream shop if nobody is going to buy ice cream.
If you're stressing, DON'T take it out on your friends.
Wear warm clothes if it's below freezing outside.
Don't watch a fullscreen movie on a widescreen television.
You are going to smell weird if you sit on the couches in the VVT basement for too long.
It's really annoying when people don't return your phone after you say please.
A Lot Like Love is a fantastic movie.
A Lot Like Love is not a long movie.
Pizza from Domino's is a lot better than midnight pizza. Sometimes.
When 24/7 quiet hours are being enforced, it is best not to make any noise at all. Ye be warned.
Packing makes a mess.
Clothes take up more room than you think.
When your roommate wants to start taking boxes to her car at one in the morning in December, just say no.
Stacking water bottles takes a lot of time and effort, but it is so worth it.
Don't play Speed at three in the morning. You will not be speedy.
Go home the same time your roommate does. You will avoid a lot of lonliness.
Play Speed until you win, and then suggest a different game.
Skadi Kobe makes delicious Christmas cookies.
Don't sit in your dorm alone when everything is packed and in the car. If you do, you will end up blogging.
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